Half of those will get the shit clawed out of you. And the kicker? It’s a different set depending on which cat you’re petting.
None of them will get you clawed by the Stanley Cat, not even the almost always dangerous and therefore unlisted “Pressing Paws.” He only engages the claws in case of emergency, which he defines as “Pardon me, but it appears that you have stopped petting me.”
Seriously, I have NEVER met a cat so happy to be in someone’s lap and getting all of the pets in my life.
February 9, 2013 - Phoenix @ San Jose remains scoreless through 3 periods and overtime. Sharks lose in the shootout… but both Mike Smith and Antti Niemi were credited with shutouts, since neither of them allowed a goal during actual game play.