Unashamed enthusiasm since 1979

Fannish geekery, La la la la la hockey hockey hockey, Teen Wolf, cute animals, SF Giants, and occasional spells of righteous indignation.

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I don't reblog anything that includes the phrase "reblog this if..."

 

A limerick:

toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK

after-the-fair replied to your post “Dear Universe; I don’t recall making any grand statements or wishes…”

Babe! I’m glad you’re okay!

joyfulseeker replied to your post “Dear Universe; I don’t recall making any grand statements or wishes…”

OH NO. I’m so sorry!

Thanks guys! And yes, I am totally, totally fine. I was at a complete standstill at a red light, the truck was in front of me at the light, and they shifted into reverse.  Because I’m old, I reflexively tried to honk by hitting the center of my steering wheel. The time it took to remember “no, dippy, that’s your airbag. don’t hit it!” was long enough to be staring in misery as the bottom of the back end of the truck scrape up and dent my hood, break my windshield wipers, and come through my windshield. 

Dear Universe;

I don’t recall making any grand statements or wishes about 35 being the age where I experience new things. And even if I had, I don’t think “my first surgery” and “my first car accident” would have been high on the list.

Can you please double check and get back to me about what I requested for this year?  Thanks.

roachpatrol:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

honestlyvan:

#ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHEEERS
don’t you mean
one of these is not like the otters

"THIS IS A REALLY WEIRD DOG PACK I HAVE JOINED"

these weird dogs are always wet

What do you mean I’m adopted??

roachpatrol:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

honestlyvan:

#ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHEEERS

don’t you mean

one of these is not like the otters

"THIS IS A REALLY WEIRD DOG PACK I HAVE JOINED"

these weird dogs are always wet

What do you mean I’m adopted??

(Source: cute-overload)

sophia-helix:

So a guy who was about to retire from baseball this winter to support his family because he wasn’t making enough after being demoted to the minor leagues, then got promoted back up this summer due to injuries, just hit a walk off homerun last night to send my Giants back to the World Series for the third time in five years.

Sorry hockey you are going to have to take a back seat for another few weeks while I roll around in ALL THE BASEBALL FEELINGS

AND EVERYONE ON THE TEAM WAS SO HAPPY FOR HIM. Not just for themselves getting to the World Series, but for him specifically to have this moment, to be the guy.

FAVORITE BUNCH OF WEIRDOS.

(Source: mlb)

facebooksexism:

nicholasdust:

facebooksexism:

what-is-this-fruitsnackery:

It’s time for #notallmen bingo

Important.

Excuse you this is wrong
Where’s the free space?

With how quickly the board fills on this topic, you don’t need it. 

facebooksexism:

nicholasdust:

facebooksexism:

what-is-this-fruitsnackery:

It’s time for #notallmen bingo

Important.

Excuse you this is wrong

Where’s the free space?

With how quickly the board fills on this topic, you don’t need it. 

marvelous-freeman:

fieldbears:

redvinesgiraffe:

democracykills:

swaggersbackto-theimpala:

I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW

it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit

GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL

WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON

Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there’s 145 million years separating them both, this post is a palaeontological disaster.

But an awesome children’s show.

(Source: spookiesbacktotheimpala)